windex- the new pepper spray

Why is it that people have to be so inconsiderate. Dry humping in public- not cool. I have been so angry being cooped up this weekend with two people who cannot keep their hands off of each other. I feel like, make the baby already and get it over with. It is always accompanied by the baby talk and everything else awkward, but they are in love, so therefore they are justified. If only that were true. I want to kind of punch someone every-time I see that crap. Whatever happened to good old conversation, or keeping that crap to a bare minimum, or I don't know- contained in the bedroom? I think that it is purely rude of people to do this and only shows the immature level of a relationship and is just a way to cover up problems they have, but wont notice they are there, only because they cannot take their eyes off of each other. I walked into my place of employment the other day, only to be greeted by an overweight man with a goofy face because his hoochy girlfriend is strattling him as he sips a venti caramel frappuccino with extra caramel, mind you. 

It isn't even like the hide the fact that one is pleasuring the other with their hand, they are in the broad daylight by the counter where everyone retrieves their drinks, the window where every car in the drive-thru stops to dispose of their trash. Needless to say, I had the urge to spray windex on them. I refrained though, for your information. Anyhow, I am still in the presence of my own, somewhat related, public dry-humpers, of which I am not a fan. I feel though I have been taken prisoner. I actually walked out of the house last night because I could not stand a second of their indecency. I went to my parents house across the street where I kindly enjoyed the presence of my family, and of course the wii. Today i have only gotten a face full of two lips meeting in between every two words in their sentence as they ask me what i want to do today. And I began to answer, but was so rudely interrupted by the tongues sword-fighting in my face. That deserves a spray of windex!